52 lines
950 B
Bash
52 lines
950 B
Bash
# LOL!!1
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# Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh
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alias wtf='dmesg'
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alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
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alias rtfm='man'
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alias :3='echo'
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alias visible='echo'
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alias invisible='cat'
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alias moar='more'
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alias tldr='less'
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alias alwayz='tail -f'
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alias icanhas='mkdir'
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alias gimmeh='touch'
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alias donotwant='rm'
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alias dowant='cp'
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alias gtfo='mv'
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alias nowai='chmod'
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alias hai='cd'
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alias iz='ls'
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alias plz='pwd'
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alias ihasbucket='df -h'
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alias inur='locate'
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alias iminurbase='finger'
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alias btw='nice'
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alias obtw='nohup'
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alias nomz='ps aux'
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alias nomnom='killall'
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alias byes='exit'
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alias cya='reboot'
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alias kthxbai='halt'
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alias pwned='ssh'
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alias hackzor='git init'
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alias rulz='git push'
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alias bringz='git pull'
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alias chicken='git add'
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alias oanward='git commit -m'
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alias ooanward='git commit -am'
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alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
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alias letcat='git checkout'
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alias violenz='git rebase'
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