oh-my-zsh/plugins/lol/lol.plugin.zsh

# LOL!!1
# Source: http://aur.archlinux.org/packages/lolbash/lolbash/lolbash.sh

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

alias :3='echo'
alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'
alias tldr='less'
alias alwayz='tail -f'

alias icanhas='mkdir'
alias gimmeh='touch'
alias donotwant='rm'
alias dowant='cp'
alias gtfo='mv'
alias nowai='chmod'

alias hai='cd'
alias iz='ls'
alias plz='pwd'
alias ihasbucket='df -h'

alias inur='locate'
alias iminurbase='finger'

alias btw='nice'
alias obtw='nohup'

alias nomz='ps aux'
alias nomnom='killall'

alias byes='exit'
alias cya='reboot'
alias kthxbai='halt'

alias pwned='ssh'

alias hackzor='git init'
alias rulz='git push'
alias bringz='git pull'
alias chicken='git add'
alias oanward='git commit -m'
alias ooanward='git commit -am'
alias yolo='git commit -m "$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'
alias letcat='git checkout'
alias violenz='git rebase'